Sunday, April 25, 2010

Running on Empty


The good news on the just completed 25th Annual Big Sur Marathon is twofold, my college senior middle son, Jack, finished in the top ten of his age group. On the other hand, I simply finished what I started. Jack made it look easy; hitting on all cylinders along the 26.2 miles of gorgeous yet toilsome topography. While I ran two races, a half marathon and a half walk/trot.

Personally experiencing this very difficult race, I have tremendous respect for Jack and for all the runners who took on this herculean challenge. Months of training and then running a marathon is an intense exercise in dealing with contradictions. Suffering and joy. Loneliness and companionship. Health and sickness. Discipline and laxity. A metaphor for life? You bet.

I knew four months ago when Jack asked me to join him in running of the Big Sur Marathon that it would be the most taxing athletic event of my life. That proved to be true. So why did I run it? I ran it to share a priceless experience with Jack. For that...it was worth every step.

Now, if any of my other kids want to share memorable events with me in the future, please suggest something a bit less punishing. Perhaps a week of golf at Bandon Dunes would be just fine.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Marathon


Why would anybody in their right mind want to run a marathon? A 26.2 mile odyssey over hill and dale enduring self-imposed physical torture of feet hitting unforgiving pavement every 3 feet. Running marathons are so tough that some pay the ultimate price. Don't believe me? Just look what happened to Pheidippides.

You know ole "Phei"? He was the Greek messenger who allegedly ran from the battlefields of Marathon to Athens in 490BC to proclaim the good news to his Greek king that Darius I of Persia (yes, you Leonidas of Sparta "300" freaks, that is Xerxes father, see postcript below) was defeated by the out-numbered Athenians at the Battle of Marathon. His reward for that run, which just happened to be in the 26mile range, was death. Seems that after 26 miles on hardpan, his lithesome naked body collapsed and he died after delivering the great news...sneakerless.

This past Monday, the City of Boston celebrated it's own eponymous 114th marathon. The Boston Marathon.

Boston is the world's oldest annual marathon and the world's best known road race. Started in 1897 a year after the marathon's inaugural Olympic event in 1896. From afar, Boston heard of how much "fun" the runners had running around the Greek countryside. So a group of Bostonians got together and said, "hmmmm, let's have one of those here." OK.

In April 1897, Irishman, John McDermott, won Boston's first marathon. He was one of 15 runners of which 10 finished. His time was 2 hours and 55 minutes. Supposedly, he subscribed to the run/walk strategy popular in those times.

In April 2010 in perfect running conditions, a Kenyan (no suprise there), Robert Kiprono Cheruiyot won the men's title in 2:05:02 that shattered the course record by 82 seconds. In the women's section, Teyba Erkesso of Ethiopia won the women's title in 2:26:11. For his two hours of work, Robert earned $25k for setting the course record, $150k for winning the race and a golden olive wreath. Heh, Robert what are you going to do with all that money? Going to Disneyland? Robert replied, "I'm going to buy some cows." Huh?

So why does anybody run a marathon? Well, one ran to deliver the news to his King since cell phones weren't around then. The other ran to earn money to buy cows. On Monday in Boston, I'm sure there were 30,000 different reasons for running it. It seems it's a very personal singular decision to run.

Speaking of personal, I'll be running my first full marathon, the 25th Big Sur Marathon, this coming Sunday. Am I crazy? If so, I'll be at home with alot of other crazies. I'll let you know later why I ran it...that is, if I survive it.

So on Sunday, if you're so inclined, say an Ave that all of us runners out there on the Big Sur Coast finish what we started.

Cheers.


Postscript only for those who are movie fans of "300":
So, from the revisionist history department, if the Athenians didn't defeat the Persians at Marathon in 490BC, we never would have the story of Pheidippides, Herodotus's recantation of that story, the word marathon as a universal road race term and Leonidas's heroic defeat at Thermopylae to Xerxes in 480BC. Persians Darius I and Xerxes I would have ruled the Greek empire, "300" would never have been an epic movie and we would have never have read the stirring words from King Leonidas to his band of 300 Spartans, "the Persian arrows will be so numerous that they will block out the sun, so much the better...then we shall fight our battle in the shade." Haroo!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Orange Crush


Professional golf is fun to watch again not because a certain tiger is out of his own cage. Au contraire! A week ago Sunday it was the lovable Phil show from Augusta. Yesterday it was the gunslinging rookie, Rickie Fowler, doing "his thing" while looking like an orange popsicle. He didn't win the tournament, Jim Furyk did, but Rickie did win over the fans at Harbourtown Golf Links on Hilton Head Island.

And "his thing" is something special to see. As I wrote earlier in the year after watching him play in a local tournament, "Rickie is a rookie and he is for real...he can flat out play!" "His thing" is fearlessly hitting that little white dimpled ball a country mile and firing laser-like second shots at pins with great speed, skill and daring. His approach to the game is half Evel Knievel and half surfer dude. Sometimes he lands safely. Other times he wipes out. No middle ground. Rickie's modus operandi is simple: hit it hard, go find it and hit it again. His approach is full of risk and reward. No matter...he moves on. For me, a fan, watching him is like watching Bear Grylls and wondering what fool thing will he do next? Bring on the Tums!

At the close of business on Sunday, Rickie posted a ridiculous 4 under 67, the low round of the day, to secure a tie for 8th place overall in the tournament. A great score on a tough Pete Dye gem of a course. It could have been better...then again, it could have been worse. That's what it's like to hang with Rickie. On the front side, Rickie had a 30, 6 under, with an eagle, 5 birdies and a bogey. On the back side, he started with 3 straight bogeys and settles for a 37, 2 over. Talk about roller-coaster. After Rickie went eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie, on the front side, the crowds fled the leaders to see this young phenom play. Don't blame them, the Great Wallenda always drew a crowd...just like Rickie.

So, where are we with his young guy now? Here are some facts after 11 PGA events in 2010: 21 years old, has made 7/11 cuts, earned $1.075M, #21 on moneylist, ranked #67 in the world, #21 in Fedex points and dating Senior PGA Pro, Olin Browne's babe daughter, Alexandra.

Can life be any sweeter for Rickie? Yes, he wants to play in the US Open at Pebble Beach in June. How? There are 18 ways one gets into The Open. The four that are available to Rickie at this stage are: win the Players Championship at Sawgrass in 3 weeks, break into the top 10 2010 moneylist through the Byron Nelson May 24 (which suggests a tour victory within the next month), ascend into the top 50 world golf rankings and lastly, qualify like everybody else who is able on June 7.

My money is on Rickie being on the Monterey Peninsula in June not as a tourist but as a player in our Open. He'll not only bring his crazy game to Pebble but also those jelly belly colors where both will surely electrify the fans. I can't wait!!! I can hear Johnny Miller scream on the air, "this kid has a freaky game."

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Bones and Phil


Without Bones, Phil doesn't win the just completed 2010 Masters in swashbuckling bogeyless fashion. What would Batman be without Robin? Fred Astaire without Ginger Rogers? Steve Carlton without Tim McCarver? George Bush without Dick Cheney,oops, skip that one. Warren Buffett without Charlie Munger? I'll tell you to all of the above...not much. Sure they would be successful to an above average extent. But one without the other, success would have been muted. However, with the other, their success is a full symphony.

What a Masters it was!!! I'm exhausted and I didn't leave my couch for 5 hours. All the other story lines aside and there were numerous ones, the one I was glued to was this ongoing cerebral dynamic between golfer and caddy. Phil Mickelson, golfer extraordinaire and Jim "Bones" Mackay, caddy virtuoso. Simply put, Bones is Phil's alter ego, comforter, exhorter, brain, contrarian, whipping boy, straight man, advisor, loyalist, enforcer, strategist...have I left anything out...oh yeah, his best friend outside of Amy, his wife.

I have watched this duo for years, more to the point, I have heard these two over the years on the air verbally dissecting every nuance of a forthcoming shot. Listening to those two in the woods, on the fairways, in the bunkers, on the tees, on the greens wherever is totally fascinating to me. Their ongoing conversation for five plus hours of mental and physical grind on the course in the final round of a major tournament is totally mind-blowing. Bones talks. Phil listens. Phil talks. Bones listens. Bones grimaces. Phil smiles. Bones's eyes grow somber. Phil's eyes sparkle. It's like watching the Charlie Rose Show without the subdued lighting, mahogany oval table and two glasses of water.

Can you imagine what they talk about after they leave the course? Between the two of them, I bet they could answer the puzzling meaning to Bill Clinton's response to the 1998 Grand Jury testimony on Monica Lewinsky of "it all depends what the meaning of the word is...is."

So, Phil rightfully and faithfully, embrace your sweet Amy and your three adorable kids. Thank God every night for them. But in the next breath, light a candle for old Bones for keeping you on your narrow psychological track while adding yet another green jacket, #3, to the locker at Augusta National.

PS. That 205 yard shot off the pinestraw in the trees to the 13th green to within 4 feet of the hole at the narrowest part of that green was one of the craziest and greatest shots I have ever seen. And you left it under the hole no less. Good Lord! Missed the putt for eagle though...didn't matter anyway. Thanks for the memory! WOW!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Mr. Chairman


As the 76th Masters in Augusta, Georgia at Augusta National Golf Club gets underway this week, once again we will all be cast under the spell of the American South. Seagull-white dogwood in bloom. Rhododendrons and azaleas blazing with rich deep abundant colors. The cathedral-like Georgia pines swaying in the capricious winds. The sounds and smells of springtime wafting in the crisp air. The devilish water elements. The rolling topography. The pine straw browns. The verdant greens. The sparkling blues. The blinding whites. The roars. The shadows. And 98 hopeful yet terrified professional and amateur golfers all with the same desire to be in the Butler Cabin on Sunday afternoon for a jacket fitting. It's all there and the drama unfolds on 350 acres of Dixie's best land.

Some of the fortunate known as "the patrons" will actually attend, while most of us "the wanna-be patrons" will sit in wonderment Thursday to Sunday staring at HDTV like mesmerized little children watching beauty, joy and suffering unfold in real time.

The CBS announcers will titillate us with their typical yearly poetic and orgasmic attempts to describe what is before them. They will talk lovingly of Robert "Bobby" Tyre Jones, Jr. as they should. Bobby Jones, a true Southern handsome gentleman, an engineer and english double major, a successful lawyer, and a multi-champion amateur golfer of which the world may never see again and co-founder of Augusta National Golf Club and of the Masters Tournament. But little will be said about the other co-founder of Augusta National and of the Masters Tournament, Clifford Roberts, whose picture is imported above. Bobby Jones died in 1971 with the forever title "President in Memoriam". Roberts died, by his own hand on Augusta's par 3 grounds, in 1977 with the forever title of "Chairman in Memoriam." A lofty title indeed for Roberts, but just who was Clifford Roberts?

Clifford Roberts born in Iowa 1894. He came from nothing. He left school after the 9th grade. His father and mother both committed suicide. Mother by shotgun and father by train. Similarly, Ben Hogan, as a six year old, saw his father take his own life. Those tragic events shape a person forever. A person becomes inward...private. Clifford like Ben was damaged yet determined. To their immense credit, they both survived the unspeakable personal heartaches of their lives and prospered amidst it all.

A natively smart and intuitive Clifford wound up on Wall Street. Met powerful and influential people. Became very adept at the world's second oldest profession, that is, separating wealthy people from their money not in a nefarious-madoffian way but in a way where both sides prospered. Eventually, Roberts met Jones and the dream of a private golf club was discussed. Roberts found the land in Augusta, Fruitlands Nursery, and secured the seed money (about $200,000) from his contacts to purchase the land and design (by Alister MacKenzie) and build a golf course on it. When Bobby Jones saw the land for the first time, he proclaimed, "...perfect, and to think the ground has been laying here all these years for someone to come along and lay a golf course on it." The course opened for play in 1932 during the Great Depression no less.

With 140 members, Augusta National was a men's only private golf club by invitation only. Jones was the President of Augusta National. Roberts was the Chairman of Augusta National. Jones was its heart and soul. Roberts was its brain and will. Jones was the velvet. Roberts was the hammer. Jones was macro. Roberts was micro. Jones's main focus was the golf course. Roberts's main focus was everything else. In 1934, The Masters Tournament was created. The Masters name was Roberts's idea which Jones hated, bellowing "too embarassing." However, The Masters name caught on and the annual visit down Magnolia Lane signals everything superior about tournament golf thanks to Roberts steady and strong hand on the tiller.

Roberts's contributions to Augusta and to the Masters are too numerous to mention. Suffice it say, from the green jacket to Pinkertons to CBS to the pimento sandwiches, Roberts was the author and the enforcer. In 1942 Masters, amateur contestant Frank Stranahan, met Roberts wrath head-on. In those days, Roberts enforced a rule that a contestant in the Masters may only play one ball during practice rounds. Well Frank played two balls. Roberts found out about it. Frank was sent home before the sun set that day. Roberts was tough but also fair.

In closing, writer Charles Price wrote this about Clifford Roberts:
"For all his foibles, his peccadillos, his sometimes infuriating idiosyncrasies, chiefly, an almost total inability to tell you in plain words what he was thinking, Roberts made himself into the one indispensable figure at Augusta National and at the Masters Tournament. Cliff Roberts was, in the last anlaysis, an autocrat in the absolute, and that is what all golf clubs and all golf tournaments need above anything else if they are going to venture into the extraordinary."

Ridden with incurable cancer while nearing the end of his incredible life, Roberts demurely reflected on his 45 year tenure as Chairman, "I was overpaid for my services."

So, enjoy the greatest show on grass this week and give Bobby and Clifford a heartfelt salute for giving us an American treasure that endures year after year. They set the gold standard for golf in both club and tournament. WE THANK YOU!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Albert The Great


CARDS WIN. The Great Albert Pujols had a favorable opening day outing against the Reds. He hit two home run balls collectively about 900 feet, one to deep left center for his first at bat in 2010 and then hit one deep to right center. 4 for 5, 4 runs scored and 3 RBIs. Not a bad day for a good man.

Meanwhile, the Braves at home bullied the Cubs and their ace, Carlos "one crazy mo-fo Venezuelan" Zambrano in a 16-5 beatdown. 20 year old Brave phenom, Jason Heyward, hit a three run moonshot to Augusta against "Crazy mo-fo" on his first major league at bat. Zambrano was last seen beating up a defenseless water cooler. cubs lose.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

The Thrill of the Grass


Baseball is back. Yes! Tonight Yankees v Red Sox in cozy and sure-to-be riotous Fenway Park on Easter Sunday. A matchup so eagerly anticipated by the fans and players that even Jesus, on His Glorious Day, may tune in to that historical rivalry.

Although the Yankees 27th victory in the Fall Classic was an ancient five months ago, baseball, with the generous help of the 365/24/7 media, never seems to have a day off anymore. Sure, other sports take center stage for awhile. Football and basketball dominate the sports pages in the fall and winter calendars. But with ESPN, MLB Network and other media sources covering roster moves, injuries and intrigue, baseball always seems to be at home in the American consciousness...even in Afghanistan. By the looks of things in the above picture from the other side of the planet and on the real front lines of life, baseball and their fans never rest.

For me, my mind never wavers too far away from the "thrill of the grass" which is baseball. And which team do I follow? I was born in St. Louis, Missouri. Does that answer the question? The St. Louis Cardinals are my team now and forevermore. If you are born in St. Louis, you really have no choice but to have the "birds on the bat" DNA in your system. As Joe Torre said, "Baseball in St. Louis is very sacred."

Professional baseball has been played in St. Louis since 1876. To put that date in the proper context, baseball in the STL (The Browns then the Cardinals) started 100 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the same year Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer was published and General George Armstrong Custer and army were annihilated by Sitting Bull at the Little Big Horn. About the same time, my great grandfather, James, a waiter/cook from Ireland, landed on the banks of Mississippi in mid 1870's. So you could say that my family roots and St. Louis's baseball roots are equally long and intertwined in that city's storied history. Proud to report, both my family and baseball have persevered and thrived in the Gateway to the West over the last 134 years.

134 years. Since 1900, the St. Louis baseball team that has persevered and thrived has been the Cardinals. The Browns, now known as Baltimore Orioles, left St. Louis in 1954. I was born in 1952. In my eighth year, I remember going to my first Cardinal game at Sportsman's Park on Grand Avenue and Dodier. My Dad and I took the street car on a hot muggy August afternoon to the park and watched Cards lose to the Milwaukee Braves behind the southpaw pitching of Warren Spahn and hitting of Henry Aaron. 30,000 fans crammed the park that day mostly wearing white shirts, funny hats and dark glasses all staring down on the diamond and grass. I was hooked right then and there. For the next almost 50 years to the present time of being a Cardinal fan, I have watched the Cards play in three different Busch Stadiums and around the country. I have witnessed five of their ten World Series championships, second only to the Yankees 27 rings. I have been entertained by some of the biggest names of the sport: Gussie Busch, Stan Musial, Red Schoendienst, Bob Gibson, Lou Brock, Ozzie Smith, the two Bobs Burnes and Broeg, Jack Buck, Harry Carey, Johnny Keane, Whitey Herzog, Bing Devine, Mark McGwire, Bill DeWitt and the third winningest manager in the history of the game, Tony LaRussa, to name just a few of the notables of Cardinal lore. But of all the players and personalities and disappointments and successes the Cardinals have had over the years, I think the brightest light in Cardinal history is shining now and his name is Albert Pujols.

Albert Pujols #5 is arguably the best offensive player ever to play professional baseball. When you watch Albert play you are watching history being made. Baseball is a game of stats and in support of my praise for Albert here are some of his stats: only player in the history of the game to start his career with 9 consecutive years of .300 average, 30 home runs and 100 RBIs; fastest player ever to have 1,000 hits; 3 NL MVP awards and finishing second twice; Golden Glove winner; 8 time All Star; and, all this by the age of 30 and still in the prime of his career. Not bad for a "project not prospect" 402nd overall pick in 1999. Albert's unplanned success is kinda like buying Google at the IPO for $85 share. What stats don't show is Albert's inner drive and continuing desire to improve. Just this past week Albert was interviewed at Spring Training in Jupiter, Florida, and the interviewer asked Albert what his goals were for the year, Albert responded in his own inimitable Dominican way, "I go into Spring Training every year with the thought in mind to make the ball club. Somebody may take my job. I don't ever disrespect the game. My Dad told me, no excuses for you not to run hard every day." Albert has great pride but also the fear that grips us all, that maybe I'll lose it and become a has-been...a footnote. However, in Albert's case, I don't think he will be going back to Memphis anytime soon.

So as the Cardinals take the field against the Cincinnati Reds on Monday to open the 2010 season remember this, you now know an unabashed lifelong Cardinal fan whose four favorite words in the English language are: Cards win - Cubs lose.