Here are a few classic lines from the comedic personalities past and present on Thanksgiving:
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
Phyliss Diller
"Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 15 minutes. Football half times take 15 minutes. This is no coincidence."
Erma Bombeck
"The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, I don't need a pardon. I need a job."
Conan O'Brien
"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And discover once a year is way too often."
Johnny Carson
Wherever you may be on this fine day of Thanksgiving have fun, laugh and make someone else laugh amidst it all. For laughter is key in this world.
And think about and rejoice for all of our multitudinous blessings.
Happy Thanksgiving.
No comments:
Post a Comment