In yesterday's primary in Florida, Governor Mitt Romney, won a decisive victory by a 15% margin against the historian, orator, windbag, adulterer and Former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich.
As the cartoon above prophetically illustrated days before the primary, most women (not including his adoringly obedient wife, #3, Callista) simply don't like or trust Newt. As a result of their innate wisdom on such matters, Newt won only 29% of the women vote. Romney won 51%. With numbers like that from the fourth most populous state in the country, Newt would never be electable. Doesn't he know this? If not, then I'm going to blog him:
Dear Newt,
Please, Newt, for the sake of the party and country spare us any more face time and runaway speeches. You just got hammered by Romney in Florida. Women really don't like or trust you. Based on the Florida results, you are not electable.
Some of your ideas are terrific, ie. 15% flat tax; others are silly, outpost on the moon, really? The electorate is facing the most serious election in recent memory. We don't need a major distraction by a narcissistic career politician such as you gumming up the gears for months "...until the Republican convention in August".
You've had your run, now it's time for you to go far, far away...and fast, before the other candidates completely deplete their resources defending themselves against your scurrilous selfish claims. The nominee will need every dollar for the war awaiting. Sorry, but it's get the hook time for you.
So, Newt, inform your primary financial backers, the Adelsons, to save their money for the bigger fight ahead. And, if it's possible in 'newtworld', put country before self. For your fight is over. Capisce?
Making me cringe in Denver,
The Write Way
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